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What movies have not aged well?

11.06.2025 01:24

What movies have not aged well?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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Live and Let Die

Moonraker

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

A View to a Kill

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-All the bad guys are black.

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Dr No

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From Russia With Love

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-”Ah so!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Goldfinger

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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Octopussy

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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You Only Live Twice

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”